Enjoy this fun poster! If you're a REAL sailor, you've probably said words like this at least once in your sailing career.
Things Sailors Don't Say:
"We have more than enough beer for everyone.”
P “It’s pretty windy today; I think we’ll stay on the dock.”
P “My mother-in-law loves sailing. Can she come, too?”
P “My doctor says that weeknight racing is really helping with my rage issues.”
P “Oh sure, you can borrow my bowman that weekend. He’s available.”
P “This winter, we’re going on a cruise ship to the BVI instead of sailing.”
P “We have plenty of ice.”
P “I’ve stopped drinking for the summer.”
P “I traded my J/22 for this awesome pontoon boat.”
P “PORT!!!!!”
P "Sailing is better than sex because your partner will never say,
à "Not again?”
à “We just sailed last week!”
à “Is sailing all you ever think about?"
Printed on high-quality glossy card stock, this 11" x 17" print will be a regular reminder that "I'd Rather Be Sailing!"
For every poster that we sell, we'll donate $2 to the National Sailing Hall of Fame in Annapolis, Maryland, for their building fund.Delivered unframed. Posters shipped in a mailing tube.
