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Enjoy this fun poster!  If you're a REAL sailor, you've probably said words like this at least once in your sailing career.

Things Sailors Don't Say:

"We have more than enough beer for everyone.

P Its pretty windy today; I think well stay on the dock.

P My mother-in-law loves sailing.  Can she come, too?

P My doctor says that weeknight racing is really helping with my rage issues.

P Oh sure, you can borrow my bowman that weekend. Hes available.

P This winter, were going on a cruise ship to the BVI instead of sailing.

P We have plenty of ice.

P Ive stopped drinking for the summer.

P I traded my J/22 for this awesome pontoon boat.

P PORT!!!!!

P "Sailing is better than sex because your partner will never say,

 "Not again?

 We just sailed last week!

 Is sailing all you ever think about?"

Printed on high-quality glossy card stock, this 11" x 17" print will be a regular reminder that "I'd Rather Be Sailing!"

For every poster that we sell, we'll donate $2 to the National Sailing Hall of Fame in Annapolis, Maryland, for their building fund.

Delivered unframed.  Posters shipped in a mailing tube.
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