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Enjoy this fun poster!  If you're a REAL sailor, you've probably said words like this at least once in your sailing career.

Things Sailors Don't Say:

"We have more than enough beer for everyone.”

P “It’s pretty windy today; I think we’ll stay on the dock.”

P “My mother-in-law loves sailing.  Can she come, too?”

P “My doctor says that weeknight racing is really helping with my rage issues.”

P “Oh sure, you can borrow my bowman that weekend. He’s available.”

P “This winter, we’re going on a cruise ship to the BVI instead of sailing.”

P “We have plenty of ice.”

P “I’ve stopped drinking for the summer.”

P “I traded my J/22 for this awesome pontoon boat.”

P “PORT!!!!!”

P "Sailing is better than sex because your partner will never say,

à "Not again?”

à “We just sailed last week!”

à “Is sailing all you ever think about?"

Printed on high-quality glossy card stock, this 11" x 17" print will be a regular reminder that "I'd Rather Be Sailing!"


For every poster that we sell, we'll donate $2 to the National Sailing Hall of Fame in Annapolis, Maryland, for their building fund.

Delivered unframed.  Posters shipped in a mailing tube.
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